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Hey, townies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town!

I am the dumbest person in Dumb People. The pride of rock bottom restaurant number 242!

You were just well-named for those days, but now you're feeling I'm rock bottom.

He was? How many years were you there?

I was there six years, and you took that long ass hair and that goatee?

I was not the whole time with that look, but a lot of it. I remember taking the ponytail out and just wetting my hair and letting it...

You look like a cop.

You look like somebody who would fight John Wick.

And Luke, I watched that on a plane yesterday, because I couldn't decide on what to watch.

Yeah, and I'm just, you know, never seen it. It's so fun. What is it?

Are you serious? No, John Wick. Are you serious?

Is that like a matinee?

It's like a matinee and a matinee.

It's a ultimate, it's one of my favorite genres.

He's a retired bad ass that just wants to be the last of the low and the pull him back in.

He's a bad ass that just wants to be the last of the low and the pull him back in.

And now he's back.

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