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🗓️ 21 November 2022
⏱️ 65 minutes
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My HoneyDew this week is comedian, Matt Braunger! (Doug) Matt Highlights the Lowlights of driving a newborn across the country and back.
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2:08.5 | Behind the storytellers, I am very excited to have this storyteller back on the Honey Do ladies and gentlemen. Please welcome Matt Brong or welcome back to the Huyne. |
2:17.5 | Thanks, dude. Appreciate it. Thank you for being here, young man. It's good. Thanks, dude. You two, you two were aging well. Look at us. I mean, I look at pictures of me when I was younger with a goatee. |
2:27.5 | And I'm like, I didn't have one fucking friend to tell me to shave it off my fucking face. We all did it. We all did it. |
2:33.5 | We all did it. We really think about how your friends were in life. Yeah. Yeah. We really, we really all thought we were friends with Cypress Hill or House of Pain. |
2:40.5 | We thought we could go stand with them. I had one for so long. I have no chin. So I had one for so long. It was like my savior. I see. |
2:50.5 | It was so strategy for you. Oh, yeah. I just was like, I wonder what this would look like. And then I left it for 10 years. Yeah. Yeah. |
2:56.5 | Well, I also just just hanging out with the black border recon guys from New York when I was in college, you know, it was just like, this is the look I should choose you. |
3:04.5 | You apologize. You're beard up. It's not bringing up way high. No, you bring it up real like I'm here. I went. I used to go to this barber in the city. |
3:14.5 | And he he he he. I just like come up on the city and he would, um, he, you know, clean me up. And he just he faded it right in, right into just weird stubble I had once, but it was almost too clean. |
3:30.5 | Like it was like George Michael. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I was just like, oh. |
3:35.5 | It's like, it's not exactly you put that you put that on a on a black gentleman. You put that on a on a Latin gentleman. Excellent. On me. No. |
3:46.5 | Well, George Michael look good. He did. He made it work. Yeah. Yeah. Looked like Chrome. Um, all right. Well, before we get into anything, speaking of work, let's talk about it. |
3:56.5 | A new special coming out. Let's talk about your work. Okay. And it's called Doug. It's named after a horrible guy met on vacation. I think all of us dudes need. |
4:06.5 | We need bad examples. You know, we need like we we've had good ones and we need those two even more. But I think at least once your life, you got to meet someone that you're like, fuck that. |
4:16.5 | I cannot be you, man. I just can't. Can I ask you, um, like, first of all, as a comedian, as a performer. |
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