Matinee Monday: The Hottie and the Nottie LIVE!

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4.8 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Paul, June, and Jason get into the 2008 Paris Hilton vehicle The Hottie and the Nottie—a rom-com where everyone in the movie is a psychopath or a stalker. LIVE from Charleston, South Carolina, they discuss June auditioning to play the Nottie, the earth suits scene, the realistic pooping, the many upsetting and inappropriate decisions in the movie, and so much more. Plus, in a rare occurrence Jason accepts that a Jacob’s Ladder Scenario twist might actually make sense here. (Originally Released 08/29/2019)

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0:00.0	A movie that proves that beauty is only skin deep.
0:04.4	Just kidding, ugly people deserve nothing.
0:07.4	They're gross!
0:09.4	We saw the haughty and the naughty,
0:12.3	so you know what that means.
0:13.7	Now it's on you.
0:17.7	And this gap.
0:18.7	Hey everybody.
0:20.1	Now it's time for
0:22.0	she probably should be?
0:23.0	What I'm shirt?
0:24.0	A G. D, T, G, G, G, G, G, G, G, G, G, G, G, G, G, G, and
0:30.0	Hey everybody, everybody. Hey everybody, everybody.
0:31.0	Now it's time for
0:33.0	A D D T G T N wrote
0:38.0	I'm sh sh and and sh and you're not on this type and my name
0:42.0	everybody everybody now it's time for
0:45.0	Hello people of Earth and hello people of
0:49.6	Charleston South Carolina! We are so excited to be with you tonight.
1:00.0	Holy cow, this movie. If you've not seen it, it's one of Paris Hilton's finer films.
1:07.0	It's a love story, a kin to the notebook.
1:11.0	Basically, a young boy has a crush on his first grade crush.
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