Matinee Monday: Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe

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🗓️ 13 March 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Jesse Ventura in a rattail, terribly shot slow-mo fights, the anti-life equation, and much more. Recorded LIVE from Vancouver, Paul, June, and Jason discuss the 1991 sci-fi film Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe. (Originally released 06/03/2021) For more Matinee Monday content, visit Paul's YouTube page: https://www.youtube.com/c/PaulScheer Go to www.hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, and more. Follow Paul on Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/paulscheer/ HDTGM Discord: discord.gg/hdtgm Paul’s Discord: https://discord.gg/paulscheer Check out Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/friendzone) every Thursday 8-10pm EST Subscribe to The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael here: listen.earwolf.com/deepdive Subscribe to Unspooled with Paul Scheer and Amy Nicholson here: listen.earwolf.com/unspooled Check out The Jane Club over at www.janeclub.com Check out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hdtgm Where to find Jason, June & Paul: @PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter @Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on Twitter Jason is not on Twitter

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0:00.0	Okay, brother, let's get our finders and power up our answer boxes because we got to go find a comator
0:06.9	Let's get ready to time warp. That's right. We saw a Braxis the guardian of the galaxy. So you know what that means
0:30.0	Take a hole with me to hit the hoops
0:40.4	Just a sucker
1:00.0	You know these want to make him the great is a real question on the outskirts. Yeah
1:11.4	Oh
1:13.4	I am tall John sheer
1:32.0	And we have a movie for you tonight a Braxis and the guardian of the universe
1:39.4	How can I describe this movie
1:41.8	It's hard it's hard to describe it. It's like someone saw the terminator and said
1:49.6	Let's make it a lot dumber
1:53.8	You have two finders that are trying to stop a
2:01.4	Comator which I don't even understand what the comator is
2:06.5	But they used to be friends and we find out later they can't kill each other
2:12.4	I didn't know that until the very end of the movie
2:16.8	But basically it's more slow-mo fight scenes than ever before
2:24.4	Uh, it is a real I mean if we're gonna get into the plot there isn't much
2:30.3	Uh
2:31.2	Snowy small town at Jesse Ventura in a rat tail that's what this movie is
2:39.4	And to break this movie down tonight I have to do with my two co's please welcome to this stage which are Jason man
3:00.2	Oh
3:20.0	Jason um a Braxis guardian of the universe
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