Massive Christmas Ornaments Attack London, and Devastating Professional Cornhole Controversy ROCKS the League | 11.4.22

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2022

⏱️ 98 minutes

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On today’s episode… comically large christmas ornaments are flooding the streets of London (00:15:40), professional cornhole controversy bings the league to its knees in only the second year (00:31:40), Mark and Wes lose some time live on air, and MUCH more… Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM (00:04:00) - Fact Check Friday - World Series and Powerball Edition (Get in the Lotto Pool at http://patreon.com/HardFactor - talk to Wes on the Discord server to join) ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:06:20) - Mucho Jokes of the Day + Bonks + Cockroach Lizards (00:11:47) - How to vote (especially while winning money on Hallucinogens) (00:15:40) - Bad News Roundup: Protestors on Ferraris, Layoffs, Owl Attacks, Runaway Giant Christmas Ornaments, Geopolitics, and more… 🥛 Cream of the Crop 🥛 (00:22:30) - Jeff Bezos, Jay-Z and Byron Allen ALL want to buy the Commies from Dan Snyder, ands more good news Cornhole and Dicks (00:31:40) - Shocking professional corhnhole controversy reveals most teams cheating with altered bags (00:43:10) - Man Cuts Off his Own Penis in Protest of being Imprisoned on Death Row Dirt-Bag Roundup (00:49:10) - Texas man defrauds tons of charter flight and yacht companies (01:00:15) - BIG Texas Man accused of stealing nudes from customer at car dealership Hive Five (01:05:55) - Listener Comments on Late Episode (01:10:10) - 5-Star Reviews (DO EM ON SPOTIFY) (01:11:50) - Submissions from the Hive: Spookiness and Circumcisions (01:25:25) - Listener Voicemails including a Hardo Hive HERO These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: PredictIt - go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/HardFactor60 to get your first $60 matched on us in the stock market of politics and bet on this year’s Midterm Elections Go to store.hardfactor.com and support the pod with some incredible merch Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Follow Hard Factor on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.7	And welcome to episode 1075 of hard factor.
1:29.9	It is Friday, November 4th, 2022.
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