You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 78592 says, my friend Jason has had a huge crush on Alexis since May.

Aw.

He's too shy to ever admit it, but he's really, really cute. And he's going to be going into seventh grade next year. So tell Alexis to check her DMs. Oh, I'll babysit. Yeah. You'll pay me. Even though he's taller than you. Yeah. The DM is a photo of a handwritten note that says, do you like, like, Jason, circle yes, no, or maybe? That's how I still communicate anyway. That's good. Perfect. I was wondering why he couldn't admit it like an adult, you know? That makes sense. But here on the Mass Speaker, we accept your secret crushes and confessions of all sorts and will keep you anonymous for it unless you're a sixth grader named Jason. Sorry, bud, but now we've got a full-grown adult on the phone. Thank God. Ready to come clean with something probably a little bit heavier using Dean as his fake name. So Dean, welcome to the show. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. Do you have a secret crush on anyone here? I do not. Okay. Hang up on him. Really hurt our feelings, but that's okay. Well, now that you said that, Alexis, think you're playing hard to get. I think he just called us ugly. Yeah. But I'm kind of like it too, Dean. Voice Changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession so a little while ago

I got divorced and we don't have kids or anything like that

so I decided I kind of wanted to

start over and so I moved to a new city

okay hey that's not a bad idea I mean really

could be really healthy for you refresh restart

let's go mentally it's probably a really

good thing to do yeah but I mean I found's go. Mentally, it's probably a really good thing to do.

Yeah, but I mean, I found out moving to a new place, it's pretty hard to meet new people,

and it end up being a lot harder than I thought it was going to be.

Okay, I'm not even lying. The trick to meeting new adult friends is to have kids.

I don't know if that's really a great piece of advice. Everybody just get pregnant and then you'll get friends whether you want them or not. I have so many new friends thanks to my children. Okay. Well, I wish you guys don't get bumble BFF like girls do. Oh, yeah. We need less lonely people. So what are you doing? Yeah.

You're getting pregnant, Dean, or what's your strategy?

Well, I mean, I tried joining a couple clubs and stuff like that, but everybody kind of, like,

had their own cliques or, like, friends groups that they've already known.

So I decided that I was going to do things a little differently.

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