Masked Speaker: Mystery Number

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

What do you do when you get a text from a wrong number? Today's Masked Speaker choss FULL CHAOS and decided to lean in so far, she may have gotten herself in a weird spot.

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0:00.0	You don't know me
0:02.1	A confession I can't take back
0:05.2	I am
0:06.9	The masked speaker
0:10.4	Text to 788592 says
0:13.0	When I was about 14 or 15
0:14.7	I'd bring a copy of Forbes magazine on the school bus
0:17.7	And pretend to read it
0:19.6	I honestly thought this would help me get a girlfriend.
0:23.6	I was wrong.
0:25.6	When you were in high school?
0:27.6	I love that you're on the school bus.
0:29.6	Yeah.
0:30.6	The girls on the bus are like, oh my god, I want him to tell me all about the top performing hedge funds of 2016. That's so sexy.
0:38.3	Even now girls don't care about your portfolio.
0:41.3	No.
0:42.3	But on this show,
0:43.3	they'll worry about.
0:44.3	That's true.
0:45.3	We think it's hot when strangers come on the show and tell us their secrets using disguised voices.
0:50.3	Oh yes.
0:52.3	These speakers are masked for our pleasure. And we've got a lady on the phone today who's chosen Hannah as her fake name. Hannah, welcome to the show.
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