Masked Speaker: My Step-Uncle

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Today's Masked Speaker grew up in an "interesting" family tree and it was so bizarre it almost ruined her ENTIRE middle school experience. Hear the strange confession in the podcast!

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0:00.0	You don't know me.
0:03.5	A confession I can't take back.
0:06.3	I am.
0:08.9	The masked speaker.
0:11.8	We got a text to 78592 that says, my wife always asks why I buy so much cereal, but I just can't risk it getting so low that someone's tempted to reach for the
0:21.9	all brand box, which is where I hide all of the best snacks.
0:26.3	Oh my gosh.
0:28.2	So it's just a cover up.
0:29.9	Uh-oh.
0:30.9	Give me that brand cereal.
0:32.4	You can't reveal the location of your secret stash unless you do it anonymously here on the mass speaker.
0:39.8	But even then, Brooke's still going to try and figure out your address.
0:41.8	She can go snag herself some mountains balls.
0:43.5	Oh, I bet.
0:44.2	But one of our listeners wants to be brave and give us a peek at her secret stash today.
0:49.3	She's choosing to go by Lisa this morning.
0:52.1	So Lisa, welcome to the show.
0:56.7	Hi. How big is your stash, Lisa?
1:03.5	No. I thought it was good. You hide in snacks or do you have a different type of secret to reveal? I really hope it's not hiding snacks. We just did it all. We have nothing to talk about. My secret is a little
1:09.9	bit more awkward than snacks.
1:13.1	Good.
1:13.7	That sounds way more entertaining.
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