you don't know me

a confession I can't take back

I am

the last speaker

text to 788 5992 says I had no idea old sitcoms were taped in front of actual live studio audiences

so when I used to watch shows and I heard people laughing, I thought that was the rest of

the world at home laughing into their TVs.

So I used to laugh extra hard right into the speakers so they could hear me too.

I like that.

I mean, I like that she still wanted to be the center of attention. That is not how television works. I would have been discovered a long time ago with this laugh. Yeah. Come on, guys. Only radio works that way. Yes. We can hear you laughing in your cars right now, so make sure to laugh directly into your dashboard as one of our listeners shares their confession

here on the mass speaker.

And today's caller who's ready to hear the world laugh with him is a man using the fake name

Eric.

So Eric, welcome to the show.

Hey, thank you guys.

Appreciate it.

Eric, is your confession funny?

Because if it's something really sad, this is a terrible setup.

No, it's not about dead dogs dying or something like that.

Oh, that's totally what I thought it was going to be about. So thank God.

We're ready to hear whatever it is. Voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.

When you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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