You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 78592 says,

I recently changed my Siri voice to Irish female.

Ooh.

My wife overheard me talking to it and thought she caught me having an affair.

I had to explain, it's just Siri, but she still gets uneasy whenever she hears Siri's Irish voice.

And she's like, who's that other woman in the background?

Isn't that hot?

Settin your alarm for tree,ty in the afternoon, laddie.

Who are you talking to?

But, you know, voice alteration, it could be a tricky game.

But we will do it here to keep you anonymous so that you can feel safe confessing your weird secrets here on the mass speaker.

It's Scottish if you want.

I wish.

Would that be fun if we could just mask your voice so it had a good accent? Or just added an accent? Just turn on all of our listeners listening. But we do have a woman ready to come clean today. She's chosen Julia as her fake identity. So Julia, welcome to the show. Hi. What accent would you choose if you got to choose one? Good question. Obviously Irish.

Oh, Irish.

Okay.

The sexiest one.

All right.

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