Mashgalopsis Calls a Hair Salon

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🗓️ 2 December 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

The incredibly incompetent Mrs. Mashgalopsis tries to book an appointment at a hair salon.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.4	The Elvis Duran phone tap.
0:06.4	It's all you, Danielle.
0:07.5	Tell me all about it.
0:08.3	All right.
0:08.6	So Melissa and Kelly work at a salon, and they offer many services at the salon, and they
0:13.8	always get lots of phone calls.
0:15.5	So other people that work there and some of their customers decided, you know what, let's
0:20.7	call them and play a joke on them
0:22.1	because they're going to get annoyed if somebody keeps calling constantly.
0:25.2	You know what? We all run across someone like Ms. Mosh Kloopsis in our lives
0:28.8	almost every day. She can't keep up.
0:32.8	All right, let's see what happens in today's phone tap.
0:37.5	Sarah Lelon, may help you. tap. Zero salon may help you.
0:39.5	Hello.
0:40.5	Hello, may help you.
0:41.6	Zero salon.
0:42.2	Hi, I'd like to make an appointment.
0:44.2	What do you want to come in for?
0:45.7	My granddaughter told me that I could use a waxing.
0:49.8	Okay, well, what kind of wax?
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