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Mary Carey: Schizophrenia, Porn, and Infertility

Dumb Blonde

Dumb Blonde Productions

Comedy, Dumbblondepodcast, Laugh, Bunnyxo, Society & Culture, Funny, Comedian, Bunniexo, Tv & Film, Jellyroll

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

It's Part 2 with special guest Mary Carey, Ex-porn actress, Model, Reality TV star, and two time Governor Candidate of California. She and Bunnie imagine what life would be like with the two of them in office together, and Mary opens up about her infertility and treatments. She also shares how she met her husband, dumped a bad ex, and what really happened after Celebrity Rehab.

Bunnie: www.dumbblondeunrated.com

Mary: https://marycarey.com/

Transcript

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0:00.0

Is this thing on?

0:02.0

Alright, gentlemen, coming to main stage next, this is Bunny. Get up there. She's got a tornado of titties coming your way. Get those dollar bills ready.

0:10.0

She's got a nest that shakes like Michael J. Fox, so get up there and throw throw throw them dollars.

0:15.0

Dude, that is fucking iconic.

0:17.0

He's still money. And he's still money for me.

0:19.0

And so the three weeks later my mom jumped off of four straight building.

0:22.0

Oh my god. She survived.

0:25.0

But she was at when she was on medication or before.

0:28.0

She didn't, you know, at the time she didn't tell me but then I went to her apartment and like, the way her dosage was was you could see like at the day and like, she didn't take her medication for six days.

0:38.0

And so the voices came and she thought she had framed she thought she was being framed for the murder of President Roosevelt.

0:44.0

So she jumped off a building.

0:46.0

And I remember I just like I got here and you know she had like they did like they didn't think she was gonna survive the first 24 hours. She had 10 pints of blood transfused.

0:55.0

Then it was like we might have to you know she might be paralyzed. She might have to empty tears legs, but none of that happened.

1:00.0

And then thank God.

1:01.0

A couple months in her neurosurgeon was like I was like with some way I was just dating boy because he was like a couple years ago.

1:08.0

He's like I get you number one to go out sometime.

1:10.0

And I was like neurosurgeon. Yes.

1:13.0

Good. I'll have a place to stay. He gave me a car.

1:16.0

And I even said I will only date you if you give because I was buying my Xanax illegally.

1:19.0

So I was like I need a prescription to Xanax and valium. He's like sure.

1:22.0

And I was like this is awesome. Sometimes I would be like I need five thousand dollars like right now.

1:27.0

He was like okay. And then I just love my sugar.

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