Marlon Wayans Takes On Tucker Carlson’s Jan. 6 Spin | Bomani Jones
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 March 2023
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
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| 0:12.0 | This is the Daily Show with your host, Marlon Williams. |
| 0:35.0 | Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Marlon Williams. |
| 0:41.0 | Yes, I'm back for night, too. |
| 0:43.0 | I had no idea they'd do this shit every single day. |
| 0:47.0 | Nobody warned me that the Daily Show was actually a Daily Show. |
| 0:52.0 | I thought that shit was just a fun name or something. |
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| 0:58.0 | Because I'm on it. Let's get to the headlines. |
| 1:06.0 | I was watching Fox News last night because apparently I hate my life. |
| 1:16.0 | But I learned something. You know how the whole world remembers January 6th as the day a bunch of violent trunk fans stormed into the Capitol? |
| 1:25.0 | Well, according to Fox News, we just got the footage wrong. |
| 1:30.0 | Fox News host Tucker Carlson aired the first clips of the Unseen January 6th surveillance footage given to him by Speaker Kevin McCarthy. |
| 1:38.0 | On his show last night, he said the insurrection was mostly peaceful chaos, adding that the people who forced themselves into the Capitol weren't, quote, insurrectionists. They were sightseers. |
| 1:49.0 | We're going to get inside the footage that shows you what was actually happening inside the Capitol. And that video tells a very different story about what happened on January 6th. |
| 1:57.0 | Protesters queue up in neat little lines. They give each other tours outside the Speaker's office. They take cheerful selfies and they smile. |
| 2:05.0 | They're not destroying the Capitol. They obviously revered the Capitol. |
| 2:11.0 | I'm not sightseeing my black ass. If you have to punch a cop on your way in, you're not sightseeing. You're sightseeing. |
| 2:23.0 | All Tucker Carlson proved is that you can make anything look better by not showing the bad part. How come they never show 9-11 planes taking off? |
| 2:41.0 | In a way, some of this footage is even more disturbing. Like, there was this guy at the ride who was just cleaning shit up. |
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