It's Tuesday, October 7th.

Welcome to Market Foolery.

I'm Mark Wreath and joining me in studio from Motley Fool Rule Breakers, Simon Ericsson,

and for a million dollar portfolio Michael Olson.

Gentlemen, how's it going?

Cheery O, well. Chirie oh, that's that new British slang that all the kids are speaking, right?

Oh yeah, or isn't that Australian?

I guess maybe it's both.

You are now a UK advisor here at the Motley Fool. You need to know these things.

Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and try and improve my cultural aptitude.

Or we'd really appreciate that. You know, we need more cultural aptitude around here at the pool. Pretty low-brow stuff.

Speaking of low-brow, man, some of the stocks we have on deck today, just tough days, tough days across

the board.

Let's get things started with Soda Stream, a stock that has never been lower than it is today. It warned yesterday that third quarter

revenue would fall very short of its estimates, mainly because of a slump in sales

in the United States.

What's going on with Soda Stream?

Have you guys bought any Soda Stream products recently?

Do you know anybody who has?

I, sorry, Simon, do you want this?

No, I have not.

And I think, so there's kind of an interesting paradox here, which this is a business that you want to like.

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