Mark's 11am Monologue.
The Mark Simone Show
iHeartRadio and Mark Simone
4.3 • 695 Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2025
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | it's more of mark mark simone on seven ten w o r hey we were talking last hour about |
| 0:10.4 | chuck schumer how bad he is in public he has no social skills whatsoever no people skills |
| 0:17.4 | he's awkward he's dreary boring boring. So apparently last night, John Stewart went on a |
| 0:25.3 | tirade against Schumer. John Stewart is a big, strong voice on the left. They really, uh, he kind of leads |
| 0:31.8 | the way on the left on a lot of stuff. So John Stewart last night begged Democrats please stop |
| 0:39.3 | effing trotting Chuck Schumer |
| 0:41.1 | out in public. Please |
| 0:43.2 | do not bring Chuck |
| 0:45.3 | Schumer out in public. He can't |
| 0:47.4 | express himself. |
| 0:49.3 | Stewart played a clip. You see that clip of |
| 0:51.2 | Schumer talking about tariffs? It's going to affect |
| 0:53.3 | beer. |
| 0:55.3 | Corona comes from Mexico. It's going to affect your guac because what is guac made of |
| 1:00.5 | avocados? The problem is Schumer is the most insincere, fake, phony politician imaginable. |
| 1:08.6 | So Stewart said, Democrats, please stop blanking, trotting Schumer out every time Trump goes into the unreal. He's not good at this, says John Stewart. What's the decision-making process here? Who can we get to effectively battle one of the most savvy presidential medium manipulators in history? |
| 1:30.0 | Oh, I don't know. How about Schumer? He's uninteresting, but at least he's monotone. |
| 1:36.6 | John Stewart goes on to say, oh wait, before you got there, you look too young. Put on the |
| 1:41.7 | Ben Franklin glasses and lower them on your nose. |
| 1:46.5 | So, he's just really awful at this. And Schumer either just sounds silly or he sounds so over |
| 1:55.2 | the top hysterical, the hyperbolic language. Nobody believes. Also know, this is just the beginning. |
| 2:02.5 | If Doge attacks USAID today, then you can be sure they'll move on to another target tomorrow who knows maybe |
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