Mark's 11:00 Monologue

The Mark Simone Show

iHeartRadio and Mark Simone

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4.3 • 695 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2023

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Woody Alan saved a mans' life last night with the Heimlich maneuver. The Ford Motor Company said they will keep AM Radios in all their vehicles. Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is supposed to announce he's running for president in 2024. It should happen in the next couple of days

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0:00.0	This is the Mark Simone Show.
0:05.1	Mr. New York.
0:06.5	On 710 W.O.R.
0:10.0	Well, lots to get to this hour.
0:13.0	So, hey, Joe Bartlett, you know that Woody Allen saved somebody's life last night?
0:17.3	Really? How?
0:18.6	Actually, I guess it was the day before.
0:21.3	Heimlich maneuver.
0:22.9	Oh, my.
0:23.7	Wow.
0:25.1	Huh?
0:26.7	That little guy could do the Heimlich maneuver?
0:28.7	Yeah, actually you can.
0:31.3	So Woody Allen is having dinner with Andrew Stein.
0:36.5	That right there is probably a whole story, but we'll get to that another time.
0:40.6	What the hell that was all about?
0:41.8	Alan Dershowitz at the table.
0:44.4	Andrew Stein starts to choke to death.
0:48.5	Caravaggio, it's a great restaurant.
0:51.2	Giuseppe, the owner there, is a great, but they've got the finest waiters, you know, but if you're choking to death there, nobody, I've seen this in a lot of restaurants. You know, if you're choking to death in a restaurant, nobody ever helps you. I've had to give the Hy-McManeuver a couple of times to people. And nobody ever helps anybody. They're telling you to quiet down no they just don't
1:12.2	Alan Dershowitz was at the table now if you were chucking to death who do you
1:16.3	think's gonna you had to depend on Woody Allen or Alan Dershowitz to save your life
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