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The Mark Simone Show

Mark's 11:00 am Monologue

The Mark Simone Show

iHeartRadio and Mark Simone

News

4.3695 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2024

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

King Charles says the worst thing about having cancer is not being able to work because he’s a workaholic. Trump’s True Social IPO made him another 6 billion dollars this week. RFK has chosen a billionaire as his VP candidate.

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0:00.0

The Mark Simone Show on 710 W.O.R.

0:09.0

Hey, well, we'll get to Ronna McDaniel.

0:11.5

They tossed her out at NBC.

0:13.9

We'll get to Donald Trump.

0:16.5

And, hey, just a gloomy, awful subject.

0:23.2

But if you ever, your car went off a bridge or whatever and you ended up sinking in the water in your car, I mean, this is terrible.

0:35.6

When the bridge collapsed, a bunch of cars were on the bridge, and they collapsed into the water.

0:41.2

The cars went down underwater.

0:43.5

And you remember the story of Mitch McConnell's sister-in-law a few weeks ago, where I guess she was a little drunk, and she drove off the road.

0:50.6

Her car went into the water and sank down underwater and she couldn't get out because

0:57.1

it was a Tesla the power goes when you're underwater and

1:01.7

you need the power to open the windows and it's very tough you can't if you're in a car and you're under water

1:07.7

you can't really break the window because it's tempered special glass and you can't

1:12.5

just hit it with your hand and those poor people that went off the bridge.

1:17.4

So a lot of people are buying this device.

1:20.0

You can get it.

1:20.5

There's a bunch of them on Amazon.

1:22.4

It's a little device that will smash your car window if you're underwater.

1:26.6

It's called the Safety Hammer Emergency Escape Tool,

1:31.5

car window glass breaker on one end,

1:34.7

and the other end has a seat belt cutter.

1:37.0

So, I mean, I'm not planning to be Ted Kennedy

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