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The Mark Simone Show

Mark's 11:00 am Monologue

The Mark Simone Show

iHeartRadio and Mark Simone

News

4.3695 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2024

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Schumer smacks Trump around during his speech. Former President Barack Obama hit the scene 20 years ago. Kamala’s Husband was thrown out by his first wife because he was banging the nanny.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Mr. New York, Marks-Among.

0:03.6

710 W-O-R.

0:08.5

Well, hey, the Democratic Convention tonight is, what is it, day 50?

0:14.4

It's only day three.

0:16.0

I can't take much more of this convention.

0:17.4

So you can tell it's the Democratic Convention if you get there,

0:24.7

even if you weren't sure, you could tell, because they're burning American flags in the street,

0:29.2

the protesters, are literally burning American flags in front of the convention hall.

0:35.9

There's a vasectomy van. There's an abortion van. I could see, usually, a Republican convention, you'd see food trucks outside, not

0:39.9

vasectomy vans, and flag burning right outside the convention. So, Doug Emhoff, the more I think

0:48.0

about this, this speech last night about he and Kamala, this is Kamala's husband, what a touching, what a blended family they are.

0:58.9

They would have been, and how they were fixed up by a friend, and he called her.

1:03.4

Yeah, he did leave out part of the story.

1:06.1

The reason they're a blended family was he was married, he had kids, but he got caught banging the nanny and she got

1:14.5

pregnant so the wife tossed him out so that's when he got the number of kamala and a friend

1:23.7

fixed him up but she must have said to the guy who tried to fix them up she must

1:29.8

have said well what's he like tell me about him well uh he got caught boinking the nanny and

1:37.5

now he's free now he's single again the nanny, she got pregnant.

1:49.3

By the way, everybody's always asking, well, what happened to the kid they had, the pregnancy?

1:50.8

Did she have the kid?

1:52.5

Did they have an abortion?

1:53.4

No, they won't say.

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