Well, we've got lots to get to. We'll get to Eric Adams' crime. We'll get to that poor vocal coach that was killed. We'll get to the Ukraine and more.

Joe Bartlett, I heard that promo before, the Alec Baldwin podcast. Have you ever listened to that?

No, I haven't.

It's great. Don't miss an episode. I love it. See, this, Alec Baldwin, I keep telling you this. And it's an important rule to remember with Alec Baldwin. He's just Joey Buttafuoco with a better suit. That's all he is. But you see him in those videos where he's fighting on the street with the reporter or punching somebody over a parking space. And whatever that's a video on the street,

who the hell are you?

Hey, right, no, no.

Listen to the podcast where he tries to sound intelligent.

And he talks like this.

And he asks the question like this.

What do you think?

And he's fascinated with his own voice on the podcast.

You can always tell a professional talk show host from a bad talk show host. A professional talk show host doesn't need to talk. In fact, if the guest starts going and is great, they just let him go. But an amateur wants to talk. That's all they want to do is just talk. So when the guest is saying something, they're not listening. They're just waiting to talk again. I'm listening to this one yesterday. It's Alec Baldwin interviewing Billy Joel. Nice. But he's not listening to anything. He's cutting off every answer. I swear to God, at one point, Billy Joel's telling him the story. He goes, but I learned a valuable lesson from it. Where do you like to travel when you travel?

He just jumps in with the next question.

It's so annoying.

Now, in case you didn't know this, here's the latest statistics.

There are right now 2.4 million podcasts in the world.

Oh, my God.

Well, I told you everybody in the world has my dentist has a podcast.

Everybody has a podcast.

Anybody, it's free.

You know, if you can figure out how to record it and upload it, it's free to do it.

So everybody has a podcast.

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