MARK PROKSCH! CINEMATIC CRIMES!

The Best Show with Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Music, Comedy

4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 187 minutes

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Actor/comedian MARK PROKSCH (What We Do In The Shadows, On Cinema) comes to the Forever Dog Studio to talk with Tom about his comedy and acting career, growing up in Wisconsin, and much more! Phones ring on the topic: Cinematic Crimes! What popular movie characters did things that are basically criminal and never faced the consequences? AP Mike reignites the discussion about pouched male underwear, we hear from callers both new and familiar, and much else! w is celebrating 25 years with a live show extravaganza for the ages. Coming to NYC, Philly, LA, and Chicago this Fall! Tickets go on General Sale Friday July 18th at 10am local time Sat 10/11 - Brooklyn - Bell House ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/300062ED179148EC⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Mon 10/13 - Philly - Union Transfer ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.axs.com/events/1052919/the-best-show-tickets?skin=uniontransfer⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Wed 10/15 - LA - Lodge Room ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/best-show-25th-anniversary-at-lodge-room⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tues 10/21 - Chicago - Thalia Hall ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.ticketweb.com/event/best-show-25th-anniversary-at-thalia-hall-tickets/13876034?pl=thalia3⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SUPPORT THE BEST SHOW ON PATREON! WEEKLY BONUS EPISODES & VIDEO EPISODES! ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TheBestShow⁠⁠⁠⁠ WATCH THE BEST SHOW LIVE EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT 6PM PT ON TWITCH ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/bestshow4life⁠⁠⁠⁠ FOLLOW THE BEST SHOW: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bestshow4life⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/bestshow4life⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@bestshow4life⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/bestshow4life⁠⁠⁠⁠ THE BEST SHOW IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://thebestshow.net⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-best-show⁠⁠⁠⁠ HEARD IT ON THE BEST SHOW PLAYLIST ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2XIpICdeecaBIC2kBLUpKL?si=07ccc339d9d84267⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Mickey could try to sell his car privately.
0:03.0	Or get it sold today with weed by any car.
0:07.0	He could spend days on end trying to sell to a bunch of time wasters.
0:13.0	Or selling a flash and head to the fun fair with the kids.
0:17.0	Proper gutted.
0:20.0	Or proper impressed. To get a quote in 30 seconds, kids. Proper gutted.
0:22.5	Or proper impressed.
0:24.9	To get a quote in 30 seconds,
0:27.5	enter your reg number now at weeby-anycar.com.
0:30.8	Forever!
0:33.2	Dog!
0:36.4	Mother chip's control in readiness.
0:39.8	Sonic assassins cleared for spaceflight. Countdowns starting now.
0:41.8	30.
0:42.8	Countdowns started.
0:44.3	All units prepare for activation.
0:46.3	25.
0:47.8	Production androids activated.
0:49.8	Now.
0:50.8	The tape is rolling.
0:52.8	The red orb is glowing.
0:53.8	20. Audience tape is rolling. The red orb is glowing.
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