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Hey good to be here. Thank you for being here. Appreciate you having a I'm hurting. Long night. Yeah, long. Oh boy. I am my assholes bleeding.

I'm over. I'm really did it up but I appreciate having me. Well, I appreciate you being here before we get into all of your stories and you've got quite a bit here on the list.

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Ah, the lights. You all right. Can you do it? You can keep mine if you want. Maybe I'll keep mine. Yeah, be comfortable. Let me tell you how much of a fuck up the whole thing. Yeah, being a fuck up. But this is today woke up my alarm never went off. But I checked. I was like, what the fuck? I happened to wake up. I said it for Friday. Who does? How do you set the day? I just put nine o'clock when it was on Friday today's Thursday. So then I get out and I go, okay, I got to return the rental car and I got to fill up with gas and then I got to go to the pod.

I'm taking an Amtrak. The rental car drop off is at Amtrak. So I filled the car up. I drive the car to Amtrak. I drop it off and then I go, wait a minute. I gotta go do the pod and then come back here. So I spent 35 bucks coming here. I'll spend 35 going back. I just used the rental car.

I'm waiting 70 clams. God, I was in a kid on a razor scooter or whatever that thing, the bird thing. Yeah, those fucking things.

Probably for the best. I'm too hung over to drive anyway, but yeah, sorry. No, please. It's a $70 fuck up and I was late and I hate myself and my dad fucked me.

I, I'm sorry here about your dad. I had a $70 fuck up. I don't care how much money you have. $70, $70 fucking dollars.

I didn't need to fuck up. Yeah, and I, I must have, I don't know what I did. I've never done this before, but I either set my wallet down on the table at dinner or when I stepped outside, I was face timing with my daughter. It might have flopped.

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