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The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2026

⏱️ 84 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody. I have some exciting news before we start today's podcast. Yes, my long-awaited
0:06.2	comedy feature film Wingman has finally got a release date, May 26. And you can go to Apple and pre-order
0:15.3	the Wingman movie. If you go to Harland Williams.com, you'll see a link to pre-order the movie on Apple.
0:23.5	And you can also watch the trailer and get more information about this movie that I wrote
0:28.9	and directed and star in. So you're going to have a great time. And you know what? I'm so excited.
0:35.3	I'm so jazz that we finally have a release date. I'm going to show you
0:38.9	the trailer right now before we get into the podcast. Enjoy and we'll see you on May 26. Wingman.
0:52.0	Your wingman is now officially on the clock. How do I know it works? Has an elephant know how to jerk itself off with its own nose? My name. You're not actually considering this, are you?
1:12.6	No.
1:13.6	Turk Thompson, wingman.
1:16.6	Okay, because like a wingman, what, are you still in high school?
1:23.6	Wingman.
1:25.6	You don't get laid?
1:26.6	I don't get paid.
1:28.3	What have I got to lose?
1:30.3	Ow!
1:31.3	Oh!
1:32.3	I need you to take these onion rings down into the jaw,
1:38.3	stack them on the bald cyclops, and let me know the count.
1:42.3	You're nuts! You're a madman! This is a huge mistake!
1:45.0	Okay, come on.
1:50.0	Should have let them cool off first.
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