Mark Interviews Comic Jackie Martling
The Mark Simone Show
iHeartRadio and Mark Simone
4.3 • 695 Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2023
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Mark Simone Show. |
| 0:03.8 | 710 W-O-R. |
| 0:06.9 | Well, Jackie Martling, the great comedian, Jackie the Joke Man, Saturday, May 6th. |
| 0:11.6 | He'll be appearing at Brokerage, Belmore, Long Island. |
| 0:15.0 | You can always get his jokes all the time on TikTok.com at Jackie Martling. |
| 0:20.3 | You can go to his website,okeland.com you want to |
| 0:24.5 | personalize video get it at cameo.com slash jackie martling jackie martling how you doing |
| 0:29.7 | i am so ready for you are you ready for me not yet all right go ahead so a musician a lawyer, and a radio personality are talking about mistresses. |
| 0:41.1 | Oh, no. |
| 0:42.1 | So the musician says, I love having a mistress, man, the passion, and the risk of getting caught. |
| 0:48.8 | The lawyer says, oh, having a mistress way too scary for me. |
| 0:53.1 | You can wind up in divorce, bankruptcy. |
| 0:55.6 | Not worth it. |
| 0:57.4 | The radio personality says, |
| 0:59.3 | Hey, having a mistress is the best thing that ever happened to me. |
| 1:02.8 | Every night my wife thinks I'm with my mistress. |
| 1:05.6 | My mistress thinks I'm with my wife, |
| 1:07.6 | and I can spend all my time answering my email from my listeners. |
| 1:15.9 | So a lady goes for a first golf lesson and the pro says you got to hold the club like |
| 1:20.9 | you hold your husband's organ. |
| 1:22.8 | She takes a club and hits the boys. |
| 1:24.6 | He's beautiful, perfect shot right down the fairway now take the club |
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