Mr. New York, Mark Simone, 710 W.O.R.

Well, hey, you know, Jackie the Jokeman, the great comedian, and you can see him tonight.

8 o'clock tonight, he's going to be at the Dunnellin Theater, Dunnell in New Jersey.

I think you can still get tickets.

8 o'clock tonight, Dunlin Theater, Dunl in New Jersey. Hey, there's a great documentary about him. It's on Amazon Prime. It's called Joke Man. All about Jackie Martin. He's got a lot of big stars in it. Joke Man, go watch it on Amazon Prime. And get his autobiography. The Joke Man, Bow to Stern's. great, great, great book. You can get everything at his website, jokland.com. Jackie Martling, how you doing? I am doing great, except I must tell you it's Dun Ellen. It's the Dunellan Theater in Dunellan, New Jersey. Wait a minute. It looks like Dunelan.

Dunellan? Who cares? All I know is everybody better come to the show. It's at 8 o'clock. It's almost sold out. But there's much more important things to talk about. So listen, so a couple's in bed. And the lady says, oh, no, my husband just walked in. Jump out the window. The guy says, are you crazy?

We're on the 13th floor.

This is not... my husband just walked in. Jump out the window. The guy says, are you crazy?

We're on the 13th floor.

This is no time to be superstitious, you moron.

So, the guys are the lunch in that, and you order is a hamburger and a hot dog.

A few minutes away, the waitress puts a plate in front of the guy with an open bun on it,

pulls a hamburger out from under her armpit, and toss it on the bun.

He says, what the hell was that all about?

She says, how he's just keeping it warm for you?

He says, cancel my hot dog.

Wait a cop.

A cop pulls a guy over and says, hey, pal, you know your wife fell out a few blocks back?

The guy says, thank God, I thought I went deaf.

So an old guy, an old guy gets out of bed, and he looks down and he sees he's incredibly aroused.

He turns to his wife, he says, I forget what to do with this thing.

She says, I have no idea either, but why not wash it while you got the wrinkles out?

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