Well, Jackie Martling, of course, Jackie, the Jokeman, one of the great comedians in the world, touring the country right now.

You get all his tour dates at joceland.com, joceland.com. Hey, don't forget, every day, jokes galore on TikTok, Jackie Martling at TikTok.

And you want to personalize video. He's cameo cameo.com slash jacky martling

jacky jacky how you doing i'm great i got to correct one thing the actual address for tictock

is ticot dot com slash at jacky martling it's very weird but somebody the joke I put in there yesterday already got 50,000 views, so I'm very excited. All right, that's the end of the commercial. Are you ready? Yes. So a guy sits at the luncheonette counter, and he says to the waitress, I want a bowl of hot chili. So I'm sorry, sir, the guy next got the last bowl. Well, he looks over and sees the guy next room's done eating, but his chili bowl is still full. He's going to eat that? The guy says, no, you want to take it? He just, thank you. He pulls over the chili bowl and starts to eat it. He gets about halfway down, and his fork hits a dead mouse.

He's like, bleaks the chili back into the bowl.

The other guy says, yeah, that's about as far as I got, too.

So a lady says, waiter, there's a dead fly in my tea.

He says, of course, it's dead lady.

That's boiling water.

I am in a good mood.

Listen, I am plugging my friends, Bayville Seafood.

If it swims, they sell it.

Those guys are so excited. I'm on the air today. And also, Schultzies is the, is the hottest new restaurant in town. And these guys are all my friends that I see them every day. So if I don't mention them, I get taken in an alley and they beat me up. So that's how it works. How are you doing? Speaking of Bayville, this is a beautiful part of Long Island. It's right on the beach. People just run out of their house and jump in the water. But it's getting, it's like a sad time because this is like the last week of summer before Labor Day weekend, isn't it? I mean, what do we want to do? It is so great. The water, I mean, the water and the air and the sun, it is just so perfect.

It is actually, the summer is waning, but it's the best time in the world.

Some guy did a cameo with me, and asked me to do like a tour of Bayville, just like you did last week or two weeks ago.

And the people love it because it's all self-contained here.

It's just the greatest place in the world.

But don't tell anybody about it because we don't want anybody here.

But the problem with Bayville is a great place.

But it's like once you get off the LIE, you're still 40 minutes away.

It takes forever to get it.

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