Mark Interviews Comedian Jackie Martling.

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4.3 • 695 Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Jackie keeps Mark laughing with his wild jokes and laughter. Today is Jackie's B Day!

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0:00.0	The Mark Simone Show on 710 WOR.
0:05.4	Well, Jackie Martling, the great comedian, Jackie the Jokeman.
0:09.3	Hey, you got his book.
0:10.1	He wrote a great autobiography called The Joke Man, Bow to Stern.
0:14.5	Great stories in there.
0:15.4	You should get the book.
0:16.2	Also, it's a great documentary on Jackie Martling.
0:18.9	It's on Amazon Prime.
0:20.6	It's called Joke Man. Saturday night, March 1st. He's going to be appearing at the Suffolk Riverhead, Long Island. And then it says Friday March 1st. Max's Eska on Staten Island. But he's with us right now. Jackie Martling, how you doing? Hey, Mark, how you doing? Today's my
0:38.6	birthday, buddy. Really? Wait, hang on. Let me see if the gift shop's open. Ah, 77. So you know what
0:45.0	I'm bringing you? A few jokes. Are you ready? Yes. So a guy is staggering along and he's wagging
0:51.1	his keys. A cop says, what's the matter, pal? He says, somebody stole my car.
0:58.1	The cops says, well, geez, go to hell home and sober up. For Christ's sakes, pull up your zipper.
1:03.9	The guy looks down and says, oh, oh, no, they got my girl, too.
1:10.6	What a question. Romantic Valentine's Day. Oh, too. What a...
1:11.1	Romantic Valentine's Day.
1:14.0	Oh, yeah.
1:14.7	When is it time for a guy to go to the dentist?
1:18.2	I'm afraid to ask.
1:19.8	When?
1:21.4	When it hurts to pull the hairs out of his teeth.
1:24.1	Oh, now wait.
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