On 710 W.O.R. It's more of the Mark Simone Show.

Well, Jackie Martling, the great comedian, Jackie the Jokeman, who, by the way, this coming Thursday next week, will be appearing at the Manhasset Cinemas.

That's actually a great movie theater, Manhasset Long Island. Thursday night he'll be there.

You can get a personalized video go to

cameo dot com jacky martling you go to his website jokeland dot com jacky martling how you doing

i could not be better mark everything is wonderful and you sound good

so most spring two more minutes it'll be spring oh that's yeah, that's good. Now, this Manhasset Cinema, it's a great movie theater. It's one of the few movie theaters with a liquor license. But what are you going to be doing at a movie theater? Well, they switch it around. It's a performance space. I know my old friend Jeff Krasner has come on to take care of it.

I think I'm the first comedian that's working there, but it's a great stage place.

You know, a lot of these theaters make perfect comedy clubs, you know.

Yeah, like the Paramount and Huntington, wasn't that a movie theater?

No, no, it sounds like it, but no, that wasn't. But, you know, like the Patchhog Theater,

places like that were great, you know. But I'm excited. All right, so a girl's in the movies and

she says to her date, Ralphie, the guy next to me is masturbating. This is ignore him. She's like,

can't. He's usingating. This is ignore him. She says, I can't.

He's using my hands.

All right, so a doctor calls one of his elderly patients.

He says, how are you feeling, Mr. Burford?

You know, Doc, I feel fine, but you know, it's the damnedest thing.

Every night when I get up to pee and i open up the bathroom door

the light goes on for me automatically well a doctor's worried that the old guy's getting a little

senile so he calls the guy's son the son's wife answers he says mrs berford uh i'm a little concerned

about your father-in-law it seems when he gets up in the middle of night to urinate and he opens the bathroom door, he claims the light goes on automatically.

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