Miss Fit toys.

It feels like you guys think I won't start unless you do that.

Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies.

I love those people just making their own chant. They don't need to bother with the existing one.

Oh my goodness. So I just was backstage asking for a mic stand and I could not have been more clear about just a straight up mic stand and not one that you use for playing guitars.

And then I walked out and saw this. Pretty good prank Canada.

Everybody's so nice here and then they fuck you. That's how it works.

These are the most relaxing directors chairs ever invented.

You got to really relax on set. I got a script here. Don't panic.

Oh also just a brief warning. Not a warning but in these sorts of places, theaters, the exits are clearly marked.

There's two here at the front that you came in through and then here in the back, I think the exits on this side.

And the bar next door decided to build a patio on their bar. And so if you go through that door in the back in a hurry, you're going to think you're trapped.

You have to make a left and go up past some tables and then there's some stairs and then there's another door to get out.

It's not clearly marked. I just want everybody to know that. I know I know that.

Here's another way to know what to do. Follow me because I'm not going to try to go that way.

Back to our regular schedule program.

Coming to you once again from the Royal Cinema in Toronto, Ontario, Canada!

It's a hot Sunday, May 27th, 2018. And you know what else Doug loves besides movies?

Oh look, you're in the front row and you're lighting up your name tag. Good call, Char face.

Yeah, Char face. That's what I said I think. Yeah, light up your husband or boyfriend's name tag.

Bad ass, smart ass, great ass, dead Paul. I really didn't have to read the whole thing.

Alright, we got lots of them. That's all I need to know for now.

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