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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Mario Adrion Has Never Seen Aladdin

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Mario Adrion has never seen Aladdin, but he rewrote it! Hear Mario's full description of what he's certain almost definitely happens. Plus some games, we talk German versus American children's stories, and more! Kyle and Mario are joined by Bailey Norton! If you're in Chicago, Kyle will be there September 22! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it.

0:12.1

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:18.5

Hey everybody, this has never seen it.

0:20.6

I'm your host, Kyle Ayers, this is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before. And we read those scripts. And we are back. That was too loud. I could see it. Anyways, we're back. I'm excited to be back. We are here today. Mario, Adrienne, has never seen Aladdin, but he rewrote it and we read his script.

0:39.6

Mario is so funny, a German comedian living here in America. This guy is so nice and so funny.

0:46.0

We did a taping a little while back and met there. He's never seen Aladdin. He rewrote what he figures it probably is.

0:51.8

And I love it because he won sort of novel style with it. I think you're going to like it. I have a really good time. Mario's torn all over all the time, so please go check him out. He's torn all over. And, you know, Nashville, actually, the day this comes out, you guys are going to love him. Mario's never seen Aladdin. He rewrote it. We're also joined by Bailey Norton. I want to let you guys know I'm in Chicago this Sunday, the 22nd, this Sunday at the Lincoln Lodge. Come check it out. It is all I really have on the calendar. I think I have shown San Diego coming up to. That's about all I got for you. You know, been traveling a lot. Fringe was fun. ready to get back into the podcast, really hoping to figure out whatever SEO is. If you're amazing at that, hit me up if you want to give me some tips because we got a big audience on the audio, but I can't figure out the video catching just yet. I don't really know what to do. And, you know, we're still rolling on the Patreon. If you want to come over there, we got Never Seen a Movie Club well underway. We are going to have another one here coming up in early October. I just watched Beetlejuice for the first time, and we hung out and talked about that. I'm also figuring out watch parties. That is all over on the Patreon. It's only three bucks a month to hop in there. Patreon.com slash never seen it. Come out in Chicago.

2:01.6

Enjoy the episode.

2:02.9

I'm happy to be back.

2:04.4

Y'all are the best.

2:05.5

Mario Adriona's never seen Aladdin.

2:07.4

Enjoy.

2:09.2

Two of you.

2:10.3

I need just want to go home.

2:12.1

Oh.

2:12.5

There's my dad for a second.

2:13.5

Did my dad just say to go home?

2:19.0

I felt that.

2:20.7

It was not targeted specifically.

2:22.9

He hates German immigrants.

2:25.8

What did I found out that both of my parents' families were from Germany and we didn't

2:29.7

know that.

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