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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Marina Shifrin has never seen Saving Private Ryan

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6677 Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2019

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Marina Shifrin (author of ’30 Before 30’) has never seen SAVING PRIVATE RYAN! She rewrote it, and we read her script. Joined in studio by Daniel Shar and Ryan Singer, Kyle and Marina reminisce about their college days, early comedy, and more. Build the Perfect Movie (with bold strategies from Shar), a new game called Most Vague Successful Google, and more!  Also! If you’re around Los Angeles, Kyle is recording a stand up album December 7th at Stories in Echo Park. And he’ll be in San Francisco, Oakland, Santa Cruz, Kansas City, Columbia MO, and more, leading up to it! kyleayers.com for details on shows. Please follow Kyle and the show on instagram and twitter and all that! Love, Kyle who wrote this in third person. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Starbeams out of there.

0:01.3

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:08.8

this is never seen it.

0:13.3

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:20.4

What's up everybody, Kyle here?

0:21.6

Sorry if you hear the warring in the background that is the old 2010 MacBook Air fan.

0:27.6

It's having a good go of it.

0:28.6

I'm recording this from the lovely confines of Glassel Park, Los Angeles, California.

0:33.6

Today's episode we have Marina Schifrin, one of my oldest friends in the whole world.

0:38.0

She's so wonderful. She's a comedian. She's a writer. She wrote, she's the author of 30 before 30,

0:43.9

which is a series of essays. It's so funny. And it's a book you can get right now. Wherever you

0:49.3

get books, also online, and, you know, however you find book she's she's super funny she I know

0:54.2

her since when I started comedy and she's never seen saving private Ryan one of my

0:58.5

favorite movies of all time she writes what she thinks it is we read her script

1:02.3

we're joining the studio once again by Dan Schar also joined the studio once again

1:06.0

by Ryan Singer great crew such a good one Marina has never seen saving Private Ryan. And I'm excited

1:13.2

for you guys to hear it. It's a really fun script. Kind of nails it. If I could say so,

1:17.3

kind of kind of nails it. And it's exciting, exciting for you all to hear it. Super fun. Great

1:23.8

episode. If you're listening to this and you and you're around los angeles i'm recording

1:28.9

a comedy album i'm doing an album i'm recording it it is december 7th it is at echo it is an echo

1:36.8

park it is at stories and it will be part of the good heroine show the show ran by davis

1:43.9

who we all know and love for many things.

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