This is KFI AM A.m. 640. Bill Handel here on a Saturday.

Every Saturday from 6 to 11 o'clock.

And the lineup is from 11 to 2, Leo Report with a tech show,

Neil Savadra with the Fork Report for 2 to 5.

Mo Kelly comes aboard at 6, 6 to 8 with the infamously named,

cleverly named Mo Kelly Show,

Monique Marvez, 8 to 10, and then Brian suits with a dark secret place, all good stuff.

And then you have coast-to-coast Martian anal probes going on all night long.

And tomorrow morning, it's Elizabeth Espinoza.

She takes you from Martian anal probes right into issues of the day. And then it is the one and only who the hell is it. Oh, Jesus. That's who it is. Being of my persuasion, you know,

that's a name that not, you know, you don't remember that often. Although you think I would,

wouldn't you? This is Handle on the Law,

marginal legal advice where I tell you you have absolutely no case. Now, I am usually given a stack

of stories to talk about. My executive producer slash engineer slash grand pooh of the show Mike hands me a stack

and I choose which story I'm going to do, the legal story.

And so I'm going through a stack.

I looked at the first one and the headline is man barred from going near stables after having

sex with a horse.

I threw away everything else.

I didn't go past this one, and Mike said, I thought you were going to do that.

Now, it comes out of England, and the only reason, well, I should have gone in the United

States stories with sex stories with a horse, but I really enjoy the defense on this one. The defense

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