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2 to 5 o'clock.

And then tonight, from 6 to 8, Mo Kelly, followed with Monique Marvez.

That's 8 to 10.

And then Brian Suits comes aboard with a dark secret.

You're in a dark, horrible hole that you'll never get out of show.

This is Handel on the Law.

Marginal legal advice, where I tell you, you have absolutely no case.

This is a fun one.

Okay, Greg Piatik is suing the happiest hour bar in New York because he says the bar

denied him service because he was wearing his Make America Great Again hat.

And here is the fun one.

He was bounced from the bar in January right after Trump took the oath of office for wearing

the hat.

And what the owner of the bar of the manager says, anyone who supports Trump or believes

in what you believe is not welcome here,

you need to leave right now because we won't serve you.

And this is after he and his pals complained about the rude service they were getting from a bartender.

So he sues claiming the incident, and I'm going to quote,

offended his sense of being an American.

All right.

Anytime part of the lawsuit says that you are offended or your senses are offended for being an American,

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