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Plus every single day, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, you can listen to this episode or any of our other episodes at the same time, ad free over on Patreon. Hey everyone. It's David. Now, do you remember for months and months and months when Sarah was pregnant and she said she was up, maybe taking like a six months sabbatical, three months, and I'm like, girl, there's the door. Go spread your wings. This behind the velvet rope is going to go on without you. This bitch calls me like three days into the maternity leave. I'm bored. Maybe we should do a spot episode. And by the way, I'm coming back after like being gone for a week. She's here. Sarah Farasia. I mean, am I exaggerating? No, you've worn it off on me. You've worn it off on me. You've been to myself, TSFS, we don't have any maternity leave here. What am I talking about? No, I have to say. I didn't come calling you, girl. We have, we are backed up here. We had Renee Graziano, Jed Graz. I mean, I don't know what day it is. They are back. The Graziano's not even together. They're back separately. Renet and Mob Wives. We've got some stuff with mob wives going on.

And there's a lot of...

We do. Godaziano's not even together. They're back separately. Renée and mob wives, we've got some stuff with mob wives going on.

And there's a lot of, come on.

Where's that show coming back to?

Well, listen, first of all, I just love Renee and Jen Graziano.

In studio, I was in the studio two fucking days back to back.

Yeah, I left the goddamn house.

That's huge. It to back. Yeah. I left the goddamn house. That's huge.

It is huge. Huge. Wow. Okay. So you were, you've been very busy. I know my brother-in-law did some episodes with you, which actually I got some five-star reviews where people were saying they love David and Schmike. So that was great. Listen, these people, you know, like I said,

if you come in with a unicorn and rainbows coming out of your asshole, they're still not going to,

there's going to be. So it wasn't across the board, but, you know, there was some dissenters,

but he got relatively good reviews. They said, what a lovely guy and very calming and all the things that you and I

are not. You know what I mean? So that's ship has sailed for us. Now we get one star reviews,

mouth noises and oh my God, hot takes and oh, you know, do we know anything and anyhow. But I'm back.

I do want to thank you, by the way.

I feel like you're warming up to kids or maybe it's just gray shield story, aka Harper, Elizabeth.

You sent her the loveliest little, oh my God, jewelry. I mean, oh, my God, I was so touched. By the way, people need to know this. I don't think you've ever, you've never sent me a gift in my life now. To be fair, I don't think I'm giving you anything either. So this was supposed to get you something for your shower, but that didn't happen. Well, no, but that was the gift. That was the gift to Harper. Oh, there you go. It's so beautiful. Oh, my God. I just, I just want to thank our audience because they have been through. I mean, how many times have I come on here? Probably three times prior. I had miscarriages, crying. Like, you were just such a supportive friend through that. and I love your non-emotion. Like, you really got me through. You're, you would just have this beautiful way of,

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