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Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Comedy, Sports, Basketball

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

LeBron James dunked his way out of an invitation to Kevin Love's wedding, and he's having "the time of his life". Just like Kevin Love's pride, a lot of your favorite NBA players are hurt right now. Tom and Amin decrypt the coded language of NBA front office executives and reveal when we can expect to see stars such as Ben Simmons, Kawhi Leonard, and Jamal Murray back on the court. Then Tom parses the data on Russell Westbrook's shot attempts in an effort to free his mind from restrictions of conformity, and finally we monitor the level of spice in the beef stew simmering between the Warriors and a certain referee. Email us: basketballilluminati@gmail.com Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:11.0	Amin, did you catch it Monday night in Cleveland?
0:14.8	Never having a time in my life right out of games.
0:17.7	Such a beautiful thing and...
0:19.1	Oh, oh, man.
0:20.7	No one's had this much fun in prison since George Bluth.
0:24.0	You love it here?
0:25.4	Ah, I'm having the time of my life.
0:28.2	The fans were giving LeBron James a standing ovation
0:31.5	for passing carom alone for number two
0:34.1	all time in the scoring column.
0:36.1	He didn't even do it that night.
0:37.6	He did it a couple nights earlier in Washington.
0:39.8	I don't even know what they're glomming on to there,
0:42.4	trying to like be part of the moment.
0:44.4	Sickens me.
0:45.4	Yeah, you know what that was all about, right?
0:47.0	Oh, we talked about this on, I believe episode two,
0:49.5	a basketball illuminati.
0:50.8	The wheels are emotion, ladies and gentlemen,
0:52.9	and no one will give us credit for it
0:54.5	because we had it first,
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