Hello, everyone, and welcome back to another week here at the damage report. Not just any day, though.

It is Monday, traditionally the most fantastic of days.

Thanks to Francesca, fear and teeny host of the situation room. Francesca, how's it going?

What's up? I am tired, not gonna lie. Sleepy. Yeah. Why would you be tired on a Monday?

It's been a long Sunday. Some people, it's the Lord's Day of Rest for me. It's a host day of work.

I am just slaying in all the news and jokes for the frantifo over on the

Betuation Room, but it's fun and it's good. And everyone should listen because we had an

amazing native activist named Clayton Thomas Mueller on and he was so inspiring.

And, and is doing incredible work because the tar sands y'all, it's not, it's not over.

We haven't canceled the tar sands yet and therefore it's going to cancel planet Earth.

So we have to still get on that even though the Keystone XL was successfully canceled.

I mean, who would have imagined that like extracting and burning stuff from the tar sands would be bad?

That's weird. Anyway, I'm just transporting it all over the country.

And like sometimes stealing it all over the country anyway.

Nobody could have predicted that except to all of our engineers.

Anyway, glad to have you here to talk about news at least as depressing as that.

I'm kidding. We've got some stuff I think that's going to be pretty fun.

We kept one story on the rundown specifically for Francesca. That is the latest in our

long-running series of sandwich news. So we've got some important news that has to do with bread

and that which lies between slices of it. So we've got that for you. And then arguably more serious

stuff like we've got guaranteed income experiment. We've got the future of the IRS. Will it have one?

COVID misinformation, a massive strike in Topeka. The Olympics, what's happening? What's not?

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