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Welcome to ManClam. We are your alpha hosts and paragons of masculinity,

Annie Kelly, and Julian Field. Welcome beloved listener. Today's episode

starts with a motivational mantra. If you are a sensitive young man feeling

lonely, anxious or depressed, then this message is for you. First things first

absolutely do not, under any circumstances, go to the doctor. Do not seek out

a therapist. Definitely do not try talking to a friend or family member that

you trust. Definitely not know. Instead what I and the ManClam podcast advise you

to do is immediately find an online community of similarly lonely, anxious

and depressed individuals who have decided that all their problems can be

blamed on one singular habit. A habit that is sadly normalized in today's

society and yet debilitating to all men who fall prey to its alluring

pleasures. I am speaking of course about masturbation and

why you should all stop doing it at once. What the fuck? It's like she saw

the script because in my script, I accused her of stopping us from jacking off.

Now she's outplaying me by bringing it out early. This is honestly we have a few

episodes left here on ManClam and I feel like you are outplaying me at every

turn. Yeah, you knew what you were getting when you invited a Catholic on this

podcast. The Kelly clan is going down. I've said that to say but you know, see you

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