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Man, the breadwinner.

A boy carnivore, retainer of semen and lifter of weights.

He is wild, hairy, dominant, breathing into his balls and bonding with his bros.

And more than anything, he charges you monthly for his content.

Welcome to Man Clan.

We are your Alpha hosts and the Paragons of Masculinity.

Ani Kelly and Julian Field.

And welcome, treasured listener to the final Man Clan episode of the season.

It has been a long and arduous journey bringing you these parables of masculine,

valor, courage and chivalry, in a digital age crying out for heroes.

And the time is shortly arriving when Julian and I will have taught you all we can about being a man in the modern world.

We will soon be packing up our things and returning to the forest,

where we will lie in weight until a new generation needs us to teach them our primal visions

surrounding the art of ancient manliness.

Yeah, one last thing before we go, it was women's fault.

Well, way to ruin the punchline, Julian.

Ah, fuck.

Now, if you've been listening to us all the way through,

you might have gotten the impression that the manosphere is the online space where no woman dares to tread.

It's literally got man in the name for God's sake.

What more could they do to make clear there's no girls allowed?

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