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It's actually a great example of the whole VAR debate.

We are now so enthrall to an incredibly literal interpretation of the rules.

The idea that all that matters is the letter of the law and not the spirit,

that the goal is ruled out despite the fact that it was a goal.

A weekend of football that delivered drama at Levels Bridges in season four can never even

dream about Manchester City, worse than Jack Doherty at a golf tournament for much of the

match, but still win at Liverpool in a game which went for the sublime to the ridiculous.

We still have a title race, people, even though this was a weekend of happiness in the Hathaway House.

Arsenal 3, haters nil, in the Granite Jack and Memorial Derby.

In Manchester, Michael Carrick's revivalism continues four straight wins.

Whenever United are on, I want some.

And Everton, come back from behind at Fulham.

Are these the end of days?

Don't even contemplate that because they might just be.

So let's repress the theological and dig into the football with my friend in pod,

the Crown Prince of Harragut, the Ismail a Tsar of words.

It's Mr Rory Smith.

How are you doing, Rog?

Oh, I'm doing all right.

How are you holding up, love?

I had a great sporting weekend.

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