Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend review.

Just when you thought the Premier League might be a bit of a bore,

there were precisely zero wins for any of the top four.

Man City's takedown was almost barbaric as we experienced the thrill of soccer

led by Michael Carrick.

United were energetic and fun and too

much to take as they kept catching poor old man city on the break. Arsenal had the chance to go

nine points ahead but neither then Nor Forrest had any shots so that idea was dead. Astin Villa lost

the Jack Greelish Derby at home and Liverpool could only muster a draw with a team in the

relegation zone.

And things are looking rough for Thomas Frank, who's now covered in that I lost to West Ham

stank.

In Spain there were whistles and jeers from the Madrid crowd as the team weren't exactly

doing them proud.

But an American coach beat Barcelona to upset the Applecart, so now the top two in Spain

are only a point apart.

In Germany, Leipzig took the lead over Bayern and their dream was alive before the Bavarians

woke up and then scored five.

And Senegal retained their Afcon title and a living the dream after a controversial final

and one of the worst

Penanka penalties you've ever seen. My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today the Taylor Rockcoe here.

Hello Taylor. How are you? I am well Ryan. This was a crazy, crazy weekend, especially if you

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