The third Republican primary debate is in a matter of minutes.

Are you excited?

It's the big showdown. It's gonna be interesting.

Yeah, it's gonna be interesting.

Yeah, it features, yeah, it's the third Republican primary debate and Trump will be in Hialia, Florida, and that's not where the debate will be because the debate,

the debate is not featuring Donald Trump.

Yes, that is correct. The debate is not featuring Donald Trump.

Yes, that is correct.

A month from now on December 6th in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

Hello Tuscaloosa.

Our friends in Tuscaloosa listening on W.R.

We're honored they are.

The fourth debate will be next month on December 6th in Tuscaloosa.

In order to qualify for that, a candidate must poll at at least 6% in two national polls or in one national poll and one early state poll from two carve-out states.

That's Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada, and South Carolina. Another

criteria involves a minimum of 80,000 unique donors with at least 200 unique donors per state or territory in 20 plus

states and or territories. No wonder people are tuning out.

So who's going to be debating tonight?

Well, the people who stood on their left foot

put their right finger in their left ear and burped and farted simultaneously

without sneezing. Oh that's interesting. Yeah. What are their names?

Um, Doug Bergham, who's that? You know, old Doug, he's from a town of three other people.

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