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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Malik Elassal

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

Alternative Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.48.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

You made it weird, you made it weird, you made it weird, oh yeah.

0:06.0

You made it weird,

0:08.0

you made it weird, yes you did, you made it weird,

0:11.0

yeah, you made it weird, yeah. You made it weird with Pete Holmes.

0:15.0

What's happening, weirdos? This is Malik Elisol, who I recorded with several months ago,

0:21.0

but I've been working with, he's been opening for me from time to time

0:24.9

I met him in Montreal and I was blown away he is so funny you may not know who he is but you will and this is you finding out about him in fact

0:36.8

Right up top here. I want to play a clip I believe this is from the moth

0:40.4

This is a clip of Malik being super, super hilarious so you can have a

0:45.1

little taste of who he is and how great he is before we get into our conversation.

0:50.1

So Katie, roll that clip.

0:55.0

I am looking for peace of mind, man.

0:59.0

I've been going to a therapist for four years.

1:01.8

I think it's a scam.

1:04.0

At least I don't have a good therapist.

1:06.0

Like I, because I didn't like get referred like by a doctor.

1:09.0

Like I just like went online. Like I just like Google help.

1:12.0

Please, please help and then it took me to a website and on the

1:18.6

website it was like write out a list of your problems so we can use that to

1:21.6

like match you up and I was like all right and I selected

1:24.4

anxiety because that's what I was having and then it was like write out the anxiety explain

1:29.5

what that feels like so that we can use that to better match you up to somebody and I was like it's anxiety

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