Male Karen says he's going to CALL THE OWNER cuz his food wasn't Perfect... But my DAD is the OWNER
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 26 March 2024
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Mail Karen says he's going to call the owner because his food wasn't perfect. |
| 0:05.2 | But my dad is the owner. Here's what happened. |
| 0:09.0 | Subscribe to Am I the Jerk on YouTube and hit the bell for notifications. I own a |
| 0:15.0 | a restaurant with my dad in the Pacific Northwest. |
| 0:18.0 | We're well known for our seafood. |
| 0:20.0 | Think clam strips, fried shrimp, fish, things like that. Anyway, my dad is semi-retired, so he spends |
| 0:26.5 | his summers out here and winters down in Florida with his girlfriend. I pretty much run the restaurant |
| 0:32.0 | with my dad's youngest brother whose manager I wait tables a lot |
| 0:36.4 | Especially if we're slammed and we get quite busy from Thursday through Sunday. It was a Friday and I'm waiting tables. My hostess tells me that this |
| 0:45.1 | guy and his party of two are here and told her in a snooty tone that they're friends of |
| 0:49.6 | the owner. Now I know most of my dad's friends and most of them know me by name and if they come |
| 0:55.7 | and eat most of them ask for me. My dad is senior and I'm junior however I had never |
| 1:01.4 | seen this guy before. |
| 1:03.0 | So I go over with menus and before I can even say anything, he tells me, |
| 1:07.8 | The food better be good, and that he knows Senior personally and can get me fired. |
| 1:13.7 | I'm amused at this because yeah sure you can. |
| 1:17.8 | So I keep a straight face and take their drink orders. |
| 1:21.1 | Meanwhile people are saying hi to me left and right and loudly calling |
| 1:25.0 | me junior. They order their food and I get them all settled. I'm seating another guest when |
| 1:30.1 | the hostess near me tells me that the guy's demanding she go get me. |
| 1:34.3 | So I go over and he tells me the food was greasy and cold. |
| 1:38.3 | Yet everyone ate every last bite. |
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