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Back to the Barre

Make Us Vomit

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

“If this is a foreshadowing of Season 3, Back to the Barre might be ending soon,” says Christi. This Dance Moms reunion episode made both her and Kelly physically ill to rewatch as it marked the beginning of dark times for the show. Producers were accusing them of dirty off-camera behavior, including Christi choking Cathy, which Christi vehemently denies. There was major drama involving meet-and-greets, who did them first and what they charged, the hypocrisy of it all and the early insight it gave into Abby’s shady dealings. Christi reads a letter that Abby wrote accusing Christi of “pimping” Chloe, and discusses a plan for an ill-fated jewelry line that left certain Moms out. 


Abby’s diva attitude was beginning to outgrow the dance studio. Her greed, entitlement and jealousy began to affect the cast in more ways than one. They accuse her of staging paparazzi shots showing off fake boyfriends and of always trying to bring Holly down a peg. Abby has even gone after Christi’s husband Mark spreading a bizarre lie about him. 


On the lighter side of things, they discuss the crazy lengths Jill would go to to look good at all times, and Abby’s misguided choice in style icons. Christi shares which serial killers the girls might have resembled by now, and the sweet thing Cathy always did for Chloe.



Quotes


  • “You know what else I find really interesting about Abby, is that she always puts so much weight on pretty…‘Why is she always talking about who's pretty?’” (59:43-1:00:23 | Christi)
  • “This is before there were brand deals and social media managers, like there are today…They were very much trailblazers.” (1:06:01-1:06:34 | Christi)
  • “It's amazing that they're all good kids. I said they should be serial killers. We should have a Jeffrey Dahmer amongst us, for sure. At least a Lizzie Borden. Somebody murdering their mother with an ax, at minimum.” (1:36:50-1:37:09 | Kelly and Christi) 
  • “That’s one thing I’ll give Cathy: she always came to Chloe and me, whether off camera or not, and said, ‘Chloe, you are a beautiful little dancer. Please don't let her destroy that in you.’” (1:49:25-149:35 | Christi)



Links

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Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarre


Thank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


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Follow Christi on IG: www.instagram.com/christilukasiak


Follow Kelly on IG: www.instagram.com/kellylhyland



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Baby, let's just dance dance, let's just dance. Baby, I just wanna dance dance dance dance dance dance dance.

0:06.4

Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it?

0:12.0

All of it, electricity. Do we ride now?

0:16.0

Pop, pop, ride now. Turn the volume off.

0:19.0

Lock it me up.

0:20.0

Baby, let's just dance.

0:22.0

Hey, Bichette. Welcome back to the bar.

0:24.0

This is Bich number one, Kristi.

0:26.0

Bich number two, Kelly. Oh, boy, Cal. Before we even start, let's thank our patrons or patrons.

0:32.0

Say it wrong every for every freaking week. I just can't do it. I'm a dumb bitch. What can I say?

0:39.0

But these are people who went over to patreon.com slash back to the bar and joined our patreon.

0:45.0

It's really cute because so many people are like, you finally read my name. I'm like, I know hang in there. We're getting to you.

0:52.0

I promise. I am.

0:54.0

Yeah, but if you go over there and subscribe, you have an opportunity to get a shout out, obviously.

1:00.0

But also you're gonna have access to our after party. You can watch a video of us recording every week.

1:06.0

You can watch a video of the after party at the diamond level.

1:09.0

And then we also, excuse me, share footage and photos from our experience on that fabulous show called dance moms never before seen, you know, like the super rare.

1:21.0

But we're gonna start by thinking. Callie Clayton is about Caitlin Trisha Ashley Kenya Sarah Olivia Dana salmon Alex's adventures.

1:31.0

Baha. I don't know that means scarlet Brianna Jessica Tanya Kelly Bella Caitlin.

1:38.0

Callie Abby Brody Madison, Kalana Jalen Tory Megan Lindsey Aaron a fee Samantha Avery.

1:47.0

I know I said that wrong. I think it's I think it's an Irish name and I said it completely wrong. I'm so sorry.

1:53.0

Abby Demarri Madison Kenzie Brianna Sascha Aaron Ashley Leonie Kylie Gwen Lilian Mia Jasmine Olivia Brittany M.B Madison Dylan Laura Nia Morgan.

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