The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.

Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.

So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.

It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show exactly what it looks like when you're

all there in bar and postal stuff. Stay tuned.

All right, I'm Alexander Edward.

And I'm Tony Boswell.

And we are Minion Death Cult.

The world is ending.

K-Juelers is responsible.

We're documenting it.

So we have a fun, weird show for everyone today all about straight pride, whether it's getting your own special flag or a day or parade or whether it's getting to break the rules at a jewelry store because you're very important

big boy who wants to propose to your very straight wife.

But first, we got a lot of housekeeping to do.

I shouldn't say that.

We have some housekeeping to do.

I'm sure it'll be very interesting to the listener

because we're going to be announcing the winner

of the raffle drawing for Patreon subscribers

and people who retweeted that

landlord protection agency episode who will be winning the North Korea Summit commemorative

coin. First, however, I just want to thank the people who left reviews on iTunes.

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