MAILBAG: My Son Needs A Cocaine Test For His Eye
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🗓️ 11 May 2023
⏱️ 35 minutes
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K-Pop concert tickets are expensive. Evangelical Christians used to be environmentalists. Turning into a werewolf on your period. A shocking new level to pooping in the shower. Nurses love us in Philly. A cocaine test for a 3-year-old’s eye. Becky’s got some good news!
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| 0:00.0 | An helios original. |
| 0:20.0 | Hello and welcome to WebCrawlers. This is our mailbag episode where we play your voice |
| 0:24.8 | mails and read your reviews. If we have any, I'm Allie Seal. I'm Melissa Stettin. Do we have any new |
| 0:30.2 | reviews? I don't know. I don't think so. Let's go into the voice mails. Let's go right into the voice |
| 0:37.4 | mails. Okay, here we go. Hey, there's a door again. I'm sorry. So much. I swear I have friends and |
| 0:47.5 | real life. I don't. I don't. Allie, thank you for posting the video of tasting the food for |
| 0:58.2 | some reason when I first saw the the email. I thought it said that Allie tastes toxic food, but |
| 1:07.5 | it was. Yes, that's nice. You went. Rather than toxic. I'm calling because there were the black |
| 1:15.5 | pink Oreos. I believe that those are a tie-in to the K-pop and black pink. I learned that the other day. |
| 1:26.2 | When I saw the packaging, it looked like the font they used is the same as that. Group uses. |
| 1:32.5 | And then that got me thinking you guys should do an episode on K-pop and here is why I've got a |
| 1:42.5 | daughter who is 10 and she has gotten into BTS, you know, the big one and then black pink is another |
| 1:51.7 | and then there are resilience of others. And it's this whole industry in Korea and apparently there's |
| 2:00.8 | like a guy and I saw a picture of him and he looks like he's some evil villain out of a comic book. |
| 2:08.8 | But he's like the guy who runs the show, you know, like creates the groups. I don't know if you write the |
| 2:15.8 | songs or what. But he is in it for the money, of course, like I guess like most people are. But he's |
| 2:26.6 | apparently a piece of garbage. And they, just the way they train and they start these kids off |
| 2:38.1 | real y'all. And then it's important like for the government and things that I say that because |
| 2:49.0 | in Korea, everybody's got the earliest all the males have to do military service |
| 2:54.6 | right by the age of I forget 25 or 30. And they delayed that for some of the members of B.T. |
| 3:01.8 | I remember the amount of money that they're making for the Korean government. So I don't know what's |
| 3:07.8 | going on. It's just crazy. It's also weird because there are these like all boy groups or all |
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