4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2022
⏱️ 42 minutes
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VOICEMAILS: Listener’s husband works in Antarctica. Getting misgendered at work. Birds aren’t real. A real life magician calls. Jeb is still out there looking for Maria. What constitutes a “monster.” Mormon lore about Bigfoot. A kidnapping scam targeting Mexican-Americans. Another call for the chief of police regarding Maria.
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0:00.0 | Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating 5 feet above ground, sun on your face as you slide by on track to your destination. |
0:12.0 | Not a car in the world, as you simply lean back. And before you know it, you're there. |
0:20.0 | This is how travel should feel, and on our trains, it does. |
0:25.0 | Avanti West Coast. Feel good, travel. |
0:32.0 | And here he is, original. |
0:37.0 | Hello, and welcome to Web Crawlers. This is our mailbag episode where we play your voice mails and read your reviews and read your emails. If we have any, I am Ali Siegel. |
1:02.0 | I am Melissa Stetten, and where the fuck is Maria at? Where the frick is Maria? |
1:09.0 | Where do we have any reviews? Oh, well, it's a one star. Get these bitches off the air. |
1:18.0 | This is from Kell M. says, love it. Per Queens. |
1:25.0 | Oh, this is from Megonia. Yeah, truly a joy. It wasn't eight star podcasts until producer Maria disappeared. Now it's only five stars. |
1:35.0 | Wonderful show. This is from Dez Dazzle. La la la. Hi Web Crawlers. Absolutely love your podcast. I have binge over a year of your episodes in a month. |
1:46.0 | And I can't wait to be fully caught up. Oh, my God, your brain must be melted. I listened to your cruise episode first and laughed, but also partly cry that I couldn't get a refund now that I'm horrified to cruise alone. |
1:58.0 | Don't worry. Anyhow, I've been hooked ever since. I left a voicemail, but I was so nervous and talked so fast and my voice mails probably just an unintelligible mess. No, I doubt it. |
2:07.0 | Thank you, ladies, and your amazing listeners and Jeb, for hours of entertainment and last love, Dazzle. |
2:13.0 | Thanks, Dazzle. Thanks, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle. I think that's all for new ones. We've got some voicemails. Let's get into that. Okay, numero uno. |
2:27.0 | That's not just for the Web Crawlers. Hey, ladies, I'm a second dollar for a couple of times. I'm going to do a little for a bit, but I invited the bitch and I didn't feel like I had anything interesting enough to say until you didn't episode on the finding of Shackleton's ship from the Antarctic Expedition. |
2:45.0 | Oh, yeah. So it just makes use to talk about how smart my husband is because he's been to Antarctica three times working on the ice cube between observatory at the South Pole Station. |
2:55.0 | And he was part of a group that was designing and building this equipment that phrases completely clear blocks of ice so that they could help observe the path of neutrino. |
3:06.0 | And while he was down there, he froze a few clear blocks of ice for one of their holiday parties so that they could do shop loses off of the ice blocks. |
3:18.0 | He was only down there during Antarctica summer, which is in around like December when like December 10 to 20 below zero. |
3:26.0 | Yeah, but he was telling me about some of the people who winter over and they're stuck there for seven months because planes can't safely like land to get in and out during that time period because of how cold it gets. |
3:40.0 | And in order to get the gate to be there over the Antarctic winter, you have to take all kinds of flight tests so they can make sure that you won't freak out. |
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