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MAILBAG: If We Were Minions

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True Crime, Comedy, Tv, Pop Culture, Crime, News, After Shows, Celebrities, Melissa Stetten, Social Media, Tv & Film, Bimbo News, Ali Segel, Entertainment News, 90 Day Fiance

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2022

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

VOICEMAILS: How the hell do you spell Amberly. Constructive criticism. A witch grandma on the ceiling in a dream. Orthodontist in a leather jacket. Jeb is on the hunt for Maria. A real life Final Destination accident. If we were Minions. “I’m gonna cum my pants.” Has Ali seen Interstellar? Quantum Multiverse. 


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0:00.0

An Irios original.

0:19.6

Hello and welcome to Web Crawlers. This is our mailbag episode where we play your voice

0:25.2

mails, read your reviews and read your emails. I am Ali Siegel. I am Melissa Steton and where is

0:34.4

producer Maria? We'll never know. We'll never know. Do we have any reviews? Yes. Oh my gosh.

0:43.0

We have one from Cammy 94. Love this podcast. I've been listening for about two years now.

0:50.0

Maria and Melissa Ali are basically my co-workers. I look forward to this podcast every week. I'm

0:56.3

building up the courage to call in someday. Missing Maria, Maria, please come back soon.

1:01.6

Please call in. It's from Lou Kattu. I'd pay three Patreon dollars a month to bring back Maria.

1:12.0

This is from Kenda, emotional support podcast. Oh wait, I think I already read this one.

1:18.4

Oh yeah, I think we read it a lot. I love them and innocent loves being way not a weird

1:22.2

predatory mail. Yeah, but worth reading again because it's such a good review. Should we get into

1:27.2

some voice mails? Yes. Apparently we have a really interesting or great one today. Well, they're

1:33.8

all great, but I'm excited to see what it is. I know, Maria said it was a fun one. It said it was

1:40.6

a doozy. Okay, first message. Hello, this is Amber Lee from Panna. I just heard my voice

1:50.5

mail about my niece putting popcorn, popcorn packing stuff in her ear. So the question was like,

1:59.4

it's so big. I do believe she had a little piece, like baby broke a little piece off. That's how

2:04.7

it was able to shove it down in there. It made for so long. Makes more sense. That was the first

2:09.4

question. The baby diaper party game. Oh yeah. So like middle school and high school and my mom and my

2:17.2

sisters would do these games. And I think I just kind of thought it was funny to, you know, like baby

2:21.9

sitting at the diaper or whatever. But I do believe it was like crumbled up candy. So you know,

2:28.3

you said, like, pick up a little piece of it, maybe, or you might maybe use a spoon. I'm sure.

2:33.6

In COVID times, nobody is playing any party games like that nowadays. But back in the day,

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