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🗓️ 22 January 2025
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0:00.0 | To watch episodes of financial audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. Who the fuck is buying ball pythons? I was like, don't do it. He did it. This is our marriage and you didn't give a fuck. You spend a lot of fucking money on fucking snakes? You made a bad decision. I can tell you here. I can tell you in the house. I don't care. All of our education is bundled together for 15% off. With a 30-day money-back guarantee, go to Calebhammer.com slash bundle. Or click the link in the description or pin comment below. Hi, my name is Tessa, and I'm 22 years old. Hi, my name is James. I'm 22 years old. We're both from Dallas. And this is Financial Audit. Thanks for coming down to Austin, guys. So we'll start with you. This is a married couple, right? Yes. You guys are young. Wow. For me. All right. Near 930. I'm making me a bit nervous. We kind of had to, Mary. Oh, is there a baby involved? |
0:54.4 | No, no, no, no. |
0:55.6 | Not yet. |
0:56.0 | Not yet. |
0:56.8 | So we apply for a K1 visa. I'm not from here. I'm Mexican. This is a 90-day fiance type situation? Yes, yes. Pretty much. Is it actually? Yeah. What the fuck? But no, we don't have a show. We didn't. Yeah, we were thinking about it, but we didn't. |
0:52.7 | When did you guys get married? |
0:54.3 | I literally had no idea. |
0:56.1 | October 18. We didn't. We were thinking about it, but we didn't. When did you guys get married? |
1:11.8 | I literally had no idea. |
1:13.5 | October 18th. |
1:14.6 | Okay, so just got married essentially. |
1:17.4 | Yes. |
1:18.4 | But we have three years together already. |
1:21.6 | November 21 is when we first. |
1:22.8 | Are you marrying for good reasons? |
1:25.4 | Yeah, no, yeah. |
1:26.6 | We met through Instagram because of my best friend. |
1:31.0 | They studied together. |
1:32.5 | And we started a relationship. |
1:34.9 | This is not a gold digger. |
1:36.0 | That's what my mom-in-law thought. |
1:37.6 | But no, it's not. |
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