Magnolia Madness (Part 1)
Eating For Free
Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2022
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Links:
- Where Can We Go to Escape Utah-Based Interior Design Demons? (E4F Blog)
- Andy and Candis' Seven Children (Instagram)
- Timeline of the Home Work Series Scandal (Insider)
Obsessive about the dark underworld of Instagram influencers, celebrity-induced conspiracy theories, and modern media shenanigans? You're in the right place!
Hosted by Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly investigative podcast reporting live from the absolute edge of the internet. We're a new wave of gossip sleuths at a time when our culture is increasingly chaotic and mass media lacks the talent or clarity to make sense of our shared capitalist nightmare!
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| 0:00.0 | the cost just to get hardwood in there, not to mention whatever exorcists Mormon used to |
| 0:08.9 | exercise all the pioneer children. |
| 0:11.6 | Mormons do exorcisms. |
| 0:13.2 | Do you have to go to the Pope for an exorcism? |
| 0:14.8 | I get. |
| 0:15.4 | I don't think the Pope recognizes. |
| 0:16.9 | The Pope. |
| 0:17.9 | I mean, you do. |
| 0:19.1 | The Mormon Pope. |
| 0:20.7 | No, there's no Mormon Pope. I'm saying it can't be, they're Mormons. It can't be... Girl, I was raised charismatic and we had exorcisms all the time. That's what I'm saying, but that's because you're going through the Christian church. I wasn't going through a Pope, though. That's Catholicism, honey. Oh. Is it? Come on, if you know the words, let's go. |
| 0:38.3 | What do I think of her? |
| 0:39.3 | Yes. |
| 0:40.3 | I don't think of her. |
| 0:42.3 | Bitch. |
| 0:43.3 | Bless a red wine and a swish up. |
| 0:46.3 | I think you get the bitch ya. |
| 0:48.3 | Bitch. |
| 0:49.3 | Here I go. |
| 0:50.3 | Oh, oh, oh, oh. |
| 0:52.3 | Ready about down in the New York fucking post. |
| 0:56.5 | Hi. |
| 0:57.6 | It feels like I was just here. |
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