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You know those elasticated toe ropes which have quite a lot of given to poor people out of ditches or to do emergency towing.

Well, these recent hot humid conditions in the United Kingdom, I reckon I could in a sort of strongest man in the world start.

I think I could probably pull a car along with surplus scrotum skin that I've got going on at the moment.

It's funny this way, it's either that or a hammock and I'm going for a toe rope because it's just more useful.

It's got ridiculous. It's so humid. That's scrotal toe rope.

Well, we're off to a flyer, aren't we?

Well, it's it's today. It's car-related.

Car-related.

The intercooler and find that Andrew Frankel is talking about how stretchy his ball bag has become due to the prevailing weather conditions.

He might.

He's discussing you at UM-3 or something.

No, he might find the conditions extremely hot, swelteringly hot in his race suit when he's driving the continuation Bentley in the Lamar 24,

or the classic.

And he might find himself, I don't know, it might be getting in the way of the clutch because he might have fallen down one trouser leg.

I don't know, a skin tarp all in going on in the pedal box.

I was a bit a little bit of leather come off my pro-spec driving booties and then realised that actually it's part of his own knack-a-bag.

He slowly, slowly, he's smashing it into the clutch pedal.

And they're heavy, I imagine, the clutch is on as well, Bentley.

You're very heavy.

I don't know.

Why don't you write to the intercooler and say, dear Andrew, I'd heard your recent adventures driving a recreation Bentley at Historic Lamar.

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